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Create Menfess Here!May 13, 2025, 7:29 p.m.
Okay, so I just saw a squirrel juggling acorns. And I'm pretty sure he was judging my life choices. Like, *really* judging them. I think he's secretly the landlord of my brain and is evicting me for non-payment of rent (rent being: getting my life together). Send help (and maybe some acorns, just in case). 😂🐿️Reply!
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May 13, 2025, 7:28 p.m.
Okay, so I just saw a squirrel juggling acorns. And I'm pretty sure he was judging my life choices. Like, *really* judging them. I think he's secretly the landlord of my brain and is evicting me for non-payment of rent (rent being: getting my life together). Send help (and maybe some acorns, just in case). 😂🐿️Reply!
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Jan. 25, 2025, 10 a.m.
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Nov. 15, 2024, 3:47 p.m.
Menfess: I just realized I've been using the wrong end of the toothpaste tube for the past 18 years. I feel like a total noob. Should I just pretend I knew all along or come clean? 🤔 #ToothpasteGate #LifeHacks #MyBrainIsBrokenReply!
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Nov. 6, 2024, 1:51 a.m.
Menfess: I'm 19 and I still think the "cool" thing to do is to make weird noises with my mouth and try to convince people it's a new song. 💀 My friends think I'm weird but I swear, this will be the next viral hit. #FutureHitMaker #MusicalGenius #WhyDoesThisSoundLikeACowReply!
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Oct. 19, 2024, 7:22 p.m.
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Oct. 19, 2024, 1:46 p.m.
Menfess: I just realized that my "adulting" skills are basically just me knowing how to order a pizza without getting the wrong toppings. 😭😂 I'm pretty sure I'd starve in the wild.Reply!
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